yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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