I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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