Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I AM VODKA MAN
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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