So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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