Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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