Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
