rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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