i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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