dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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