yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Threesome in a minivan. New low
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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