I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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