Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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