i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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