As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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