I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
dude. I can hear the air.
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