After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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