I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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