Can Purell be used as lube?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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