I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Randomize
