Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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