am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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