i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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