handjob tips. give me some.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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