i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
