You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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