is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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