Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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