it's too hot outside to masturbate.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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