fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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