i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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