Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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