I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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