ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dick very happy bro
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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