didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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