apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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