is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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