we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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