apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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