dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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