She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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