you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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