he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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