the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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