i jhust puked up my retainher.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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