Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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