Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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