I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I will die if light touches me.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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