am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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