apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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