he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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