You surviving the open bar?
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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