Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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