Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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