you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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