3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ambien. No doubt about it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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