What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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