Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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