meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We got so high we made milksteak
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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