There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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